Thursday, September 5, 2013

Locker Talk: Here's Johnny! And He's NOT Retiring!

“You ever dance with the Devil in a pale moon light?”

Jack Nicholson by Carlos Serrao/Celebrity Pictures
One of my favorite quotes ever by Jack Nicholson, who, according to a recent report, is retiring from acting due to dementia. Huh? Twitter and the internet, in general, were at a boiling point with reactions to the rumors flying around the “announcement” for the actors’ apparent retirement.

Naturally, almost every news outlet and entertainment blog picked up on it; I guess I can add myself to the latter, now.  But, as confirmed by NBC’s Maria Shriver to E! News, those rumors have absolutely no merit and the actor is currently not suffering from any mental ailment. Although, The Departed star is 76 years old and a known smoker, so it wouldn't surprise me if his health wasn't 100%. But, I don’t think his reps need to report that information to anyone just yet. After all, you only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police, right Jack?

Ironically, a source, also covered by E! News, close to the Lakers’ Fan states that he is, in fact, reading different scripts and currently has no plans for a Bucket List of his own. Not that he needs one, anyway.


Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust?!

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